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I hear you guys are looking for a new vice president.
"I'm going to have to accept."
Go on, Gary. think you've got something.
- It's good to see you. - I'm Karen.
- Oh, I hadn't... - Which I am going to do now.
I just... I don't know if this is gonna play well.
- Just to be clear? - Yes, that's a good question, ma'am.
No, you didn't say that. He did not say that.
Yes, but a statement that can be repurposed if things change.
You are so bad. You are naughty.
- Well, that was a meeting that I wasn't at. - That is correct.
but yet here you are running America.
Dan Central.
Are you kidding? How could you possibly say no to this?
- Well, I don't even care. - This is such a bold move.
Okay. Great. Great.
- I would love to serve you as vice president... - Oh, my God.
you know, "Will you join me on the ticket as my running mate?"
And I'll have a double espresso.
Well, we could go all female, ma'am.
- Like Evel Knieval. - Yeah.
- What is it? - It's the way you operate, ma'am.
- Your man Teddy. - What?
which is not good.
as you need to make this decision.
He dies, he doesn't die, or whatever.
Ma'am, the vice president's here and he looks pissed.
It's clear that I'm a man, isn't it?
Dan's just being modest. I mean, you know everybody, right, Dan?
Yep. Wait, what?
Yeah, prostate, not principle, huh?
Cal, heard what you said about South Korea.
- Karen. - She said, "That's no good. Who's gonna see that?"
Actually, I have very little sense of taste.
- Thank you, Mike. - You joker.
if you would serve alongside me
Well, we're looking at all options.
Well, maybe not a little bit.
Amy's gone.