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You know, like living next to a highway.
You do me a great honor, Madam President.
Oh, come on, Tom James.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to accept."
Oh! I can't believe it.
And I always refer them to the same passage of the Good Book.
and let's rock these United States.
You know, there's been some very serious allegations
New Mexico senator Laura Montez?
since all those pandas got pregnant.
The press are excited about Tom James.
I wouldn't let you run a bath
I'm sorry, but I have to address the convention.
Well, you know, it's funny because we actually bumped teeth there.
We need to pick a running mate now, okay?
So I've got to... He just closed the door,
I am honored and humbled.
Well, of course you know why I asked to speak with you today, George.
- Ma'am. - Yeah?
- Uh-huh, yeah. - But I'm a fiercely ambitious man.
I wish I was that guy on death row.
with a small brain and a big mouth.
I would like something to drink.
I can't.
The shitty, two-faced, fat fucking turd said no.
To be honest, you guys, I think you're both tremendous, so...
So hard my wife started to suspect something.
- I can see you're upset. - No, I'm not... I mean, I am upset.
- Okay. Hello. - Hurry up.
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