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( sloshing )
Anyway, if you want me, you know where I am.
It's all right, officer. I'm doing "Secret Millionaire."
A woman throws a coffee onto a tramp
and I've put gift bags with pepper spray
Yes, it's a very good outcome.
No, they're safely locked away in my Fortress of Solitude.
I'm actually a very sensitive human man,
really hurts.
Yeah. Somewhere off-piste.
( theme music playing )
I told you to keep a low profile
- Oh! - Roy, are you all right?
Does it look like it worked out?
So the question everyone's asking:
I need a trouser break.
Uh... pfft!
A what now?
You're being a bit of a small-person racist, Roy.
Silence, Small Person Racist.
- I know-- - ( vehicle approaching )
So it's the reason why I bought the tramp uniform.
- I'm not with her. - Oi. Oi!
Sorry, my friend, I'm going to have to stop you there.
Hey, what's going on? It's "G-G-G--Game Board."
Oh. Yeah, it just...
He's clearly too small to be a barista.
When I wear them, I'm a dynamo,
Everyone thinks I'm a cow who hates women.
( laughs )
I literally can't watch it.
I don't know if you want money!
And you're no longer my assistant!
- Oi. - ( giggling ) Hello, Juan.
- He's never around, either. - ( cellphone boinging )
Now, keep an open mind.
Roy's not a fan,
It was like being insane.
Michael Bublé's here!
No, I'm not.
It's all here in the weekly surveillance report.
Hello? Alice?
- ( grunts ) - ( clatters )
Really? How did that happen?
and that's difficult to pull off.
You-- you will have a-- have a word with him?
- The voices are a pain. - And I guess that's because you haven't got any confidence.
I'm not watching that
Jen: Not your assistant. I am not your--
Jen: Mr. Reynholm?
just to undo your damage!
it looks like he milked a cow over it.
The Internet is coming to get us!
Oh. Oh, good. Good, yes.
Peter, your mother and I are worried about you.
Gosh, you're so fussy about coffee.
( phone rings, beeps )
that you have accused me of being emotionally colorblind."
Well, I don't want to say anything that might hurt your feelings.
( classical score playing )
It wasn't dignified at all, Jen!
I'm sorry. I'm just so excited for us!
( more women screaming )
Oh, Richmond,
- Get off me! What? No! - Let go!
I'm with her.
He won't take them off.
Me and Juan, we have a thing.
For God's sake, the man works with steam.
My sight is perfect."
( phone ringing )
this is a bit weird. Do you mind stepping in?
But she said I was--
Oh. Yes, well, that shouldn't be a problem.
Small people are not a race!