Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Morning, Etta.
Yelping since July 2009.
Like the snake eating its own tail.
Might as well kiss that 20 good-bye.
I already have one other control addict in my life.
You are amazing.
You do too.
So you have no legal right
You hear that, Lip?
She loves the new dog run at the park,
And if DCFS calls, I could really use your support.
by a social worker!
You're good for me.
Nope. I like the other dude.
to knock her up.
They hurt somethin' awful.
Yeah, what else am I gonna do?
Frank and the kids.
Good call.
and I have to go get her back.
Okay, settle down.
Haven't you ruined my life enough already?
"DO NOT SPEND MONEY HERE!!!!"
Listen to me.
And fuck Monica.
Your name and apartment number were on the mailbox,
Hurricane Monica blows into town.
Please. And get help.
That's my memory.
where they fucking card at the door, okay?
Like the what?
Oh, my God.
I mean, it's kind of cold out here.
that's about to blow up.
I can't sleep.
Fiona.
'cause you wrote on the wall in black marker.
- Look at your hair. - Yeah.
It's already happening. I need a beer.
I would've, but Monica wanted to come.
- Could be a hoot. - Yeah, for you, maybe.
- Give me your license. - No.
I sound like I'm still stuck on her.
Later.
"I was unfortunate enough
to attend the soft open of my local Laundromat
And Debbie's a mom!
- Oh, no, they card. - You're over 21.
Whatever you do, don't go in the Laundromat.
Remember, whenever you see the blonde woman
Hey, boy from the mother I'm still pissed at.
For her, that's a good day.
Monica's brand of crazy can be kind of terrifying sometimes.
I don't blame you for hating me.
The dry cleaner over on 83rd and Racine,
'cause it makes her feel important.
Just sign for it.
You, uh, can't take orders from me, remember?
Oh. You are so good to me, Wendell.
This morning, I found her in my closet trying on shoes.
Is it the Japs?
Where'd all the cats go?
- Really? - Yeah.
Hey!
Day's still young.
If Debbie keeps sleeping on the lawn,
Paperwork says Svetlana Fisher owns the joint.
Okay.
What do you mean? She got back Franny.
She better pay for them.
Oh, cool.
Tell Carl about Monica?