Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got to admit.

You're gonna talk to me eventually!

- Yes! - On the condition

Oh, my. Was I any good?

Oh, my God, we had fun.

I was up all night Googling "throuples."

I fucked up. I know I fucked up.

Last ball, I got side-titty.

I need somebody to run my fluff-and-fold service.

You can't force someone to do that.

only when the child's mother

doesn't love either of us.

Feels like she might disappear at any moment.

He's mine, bitch!

Uh, just checking on my granddaughter.

Damn snake tequila.

Pre-transition.

You could at least turn around and look at me.

This is about you growing up and owning your shit.

Hey, love of my life.

Hey, you want me to write me a good Yelp review?

I'm a human fucking being with issues,

You're kidding. She's a knockout.

No luck this morning, Debs?

since you and Lucas are moving out, anyways.

Why was the broom late for the meeting?

I mean, what if I say stuff I don't want people to know?

- Here, gimme. - Owner has to sign for it, bro.

You also bought those new washers.

- Later. - See you, man.

so, what, you need a replacement because she's too busy?

Do you miss me?

You were a tiger.

He came by Patsy's last night. He feels awful about all this.

Show him I still got it.

Could you and I talk for a minute?

Hell yeah. "Euro-bore-uses" all around.

She trashed my house and puked in my bed, so yeah.

You sure did. Four cases.

I'll call him. Nothing to lose.

Dude, I'm sorry.

She burrows under my skin like a fucking tick.

What brings you back?

Tore my hair out.

Plane tickets aren't cheap. Who's local?

Fight her with every muscle in your wee body,

so she's got to tell the fucking Internet.

V, do you have any fears?

I'm sorry, so... so this is about money?

- Did I wake you? - No. No, I can't sleep.

It's what college is for.

He goes home and spanks his monkey.

but the current owner

So give us the fucking baby!

That bald, chubby, Richard-Pryor-lookin' dude.

They make you show proof of gender confirmation surgery,

and you just dumped on it like it was nothin'.

Daddy also misses holding their mommy at night.