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You're a whore, Sheila,
Oh, sorry, am I taking up the whole armrest?
I-I can't eat, I can't sleep.
Just stick your head in here and pretend it's a butt.
I'm sorry, Meg. I think you're great,
(phone rings)
Oh, thank God.
Meg's boyfriend is in love with me.
That's my sarcastic way of saying it's not gonna happen.
I mean, is it all about that big package?
I got this cold. (coughing)
and then tell me all about it.
I'm fine.
(creaking) Wha...
This was the trip our family took to the Cape.
Hey... princess.
Oh, I can't do this anymore.
But, you know, the heart wants what the heart wants.
No one can read.
Yeah, yeah, mostly A's and B's so far this semester.
And, uh, call me if you get arrested.
With the vampire queen and king this is the way we are the only two humans left
No way! Really?
2 x 5 x 13 x 23 = 2990
I-I don't know, maybe calling him and...
♪
♪ Laugh and cry
Paint a bow-wow red and a side of nervous pudding!
I was just wondering
Ugh, come on, Chris.
Well then, it looks like we need to start repopulating.
but you're not me, are you, sweetie?
Yes, I almost passed out. Closing your eyes and--
I didn't realize you'd be awake.
but there's something you should know.
And now, our feature presentation:
within 15 minutes, everything's fine.