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I sound like a Jewish See 'n Say.
Meg!
Well, there's this guy I like at school,
The aunt says...
H
but then realized he's gay.
I mean, if I can't have Kent,
Oh, that's so great.
GRANDPA: What?!
We can go shopping together.
They're always backstabbing
I can't be your boyfriend.
Well, obsession's not such a bad thing.
I lied when I told you that Chris wanted to sleep with you.
The thing is, though,
I'll pay you a hundred bucks.
Hey, do you think this picture is hot?
♪ All the things that make us
Two. (screams)
Damn it.
♪ The song will get better
"Dear Diary, just discovered the music of John Denver.
♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
He's all I think about.
anal bleaching is better left to professionals. LOL."
that I-I guess I wasn't thinking straight.
(sighs) Look, Meg,
Mangel moaning
Kent told me he's gay,
You want some?
of hip hybrid of those two things.
♪ Now you're having fun
.
I have a shoe appointment in the morning,
But what would I tell him is going on with us?
I don't need your apologies!
No, it's okay, I'm a lawyer.
on the agreement with the sanitation union?
I was tweeting.
It's also sad and desperate and I would never do it,