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- I freakin' love Dodge Darts. - Great safety ratings.
that if you were just a little bit better,
and this is Karl the Plumber from that one time.
Adam had a heart attack, okay,
Just kidding, that would hurt. I'm gonna go in my heart though.
- Oh. - I'm Adam.
- I'm fighting for you! - Nice to meet you, Karl.
Okay, get off of me right now. Get off of me!
- Because he has a broken heart that you broke. - That's not true.
No, no, no, you're not going anywhere.
I need to go to the game. Ders needs me.
Hello.
Did you know we had a warehouse?
No, absolutely not. Hey, how's Adam doing? Is he okay?
- What? - They're really weird.
Oh, my God! He won!
No, that's the company car.
So he's gonna need at least 72 more hours here in the hospital, and just... rest.
and it's my turn to host.
Well, you're too skinny. I think you could be a seven if you weren't so skinny.
You have the look of murder in your eyes.
- Oh! - Whoo!
Also, he's got shockingly high sodium levels.
He's out of his mind. I think he's literally lost his mind.
- Dammit! - Up, up, up, up, up!
But I mean, are you sure that's gonna hurt her hand?
Oh! Oh! Oh, whoa, whoa. [Clears throat]
Yep, that was way over. My bad.
I will agree with Blake
This thing is made of a helicopter's windshield.
- Oh. - Yeah and butthole, everything.
a spirit of pure malice
But they can't because of laws and stuff.
This is the Night Janitor at T.A.C.,
Oh, baby!