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Who you kidding? You come to my apartment...
Obviously, these are not hard-and-fast rules.
George.
...with this New Age music played over ocean sounds.
That is so funny.
...in art history. He always drank coffee...
Yeah.
- What? - No, no. It's all right. Great.
House of ass torture?
And she proceeds to rub oil over your entire body.
- Why? - If I can't get one, you're not!
Ask him to change it.
I have to tell you, I really don't like him.
I'm very good at this. Did you pick up anything?
Can I tell you something? That's a hell of a piece of equipment.
She just pulls it away immediately. She's not into it.
and after every sip, he would go “Ahhh”
No. Veto.
...I need confirmation from the person who left the ticket.
So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing.
I am looser than creamed corn
Yeah. Yeah. You know what?
remy rifkin? should i get a beret?
- Hey, did you get a massage yet? - No.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.
...the interview afterwards, right? "He was kind of quiet."
I have never met a normal guy Named Stewart
- You hesitated. - I was blowing on the coffee.
I bent over backwards for that woman!