Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"That makes two of us."
...but would you go to the prom with me?
Yeah, mama! Take it off!
Stop it. She went out with the good one.
I said I hated you, and we haven't talked since then.
Sure, it'll save a few lives, but millions will be late!
Here she comes. Get the camera ready.
It's my metabolism. I'm one of the lucky ones.
Well, if it isn't Simpson and Gumble, Springfield's Cheech and Chong.
-You wish, Dondalinger. -That's Mr. Dondalinger.
If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. Try to break some capillaries.
Now that that unpleasantness is over, let's take a picture of the couple.
-Congratulations. -D'oh!
All right! All right! I'll walk in the mud!
Well, I don't think you're my type.
-Homer? -Marge?
No, it'll not because it doesn't. No, it shan't because it doesn't. No, it won't because it doesn't. Oh. Yes, it shall because it does. Yes, it will because it does. No, it'll not because it doesn't. No, it shan't because it doesn't. No, it won't because it doesn't. Oh. Yes, it shall because it does. Yes, it will because it does.
I had him for four years. Solid "C" student. Made a lamp last year.
-Will you shut up? -That word you call me--
I found out that to hire professionals to do all the jobs of a housewife...