Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-So? -And I tutor part-time.

...a shoot-them-up, splatter-fest from the Hollywood cookie cutter.

-I didn't think it'd burn so fast. -It's the paper.

Once you stop this car, I'm gonna hug you and kiss you...

I met this girl, Marge, and I wanna force her to like me.

Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.

Lost a few. There's plenty more where that came from.

I reached step one. She knew I existed. The problem was, she didn't care.

I'll take that as a compliment. Will you go out with me? Say oui.

Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Let's smoke.

Couldn’t we just use rouge for this? Ladies pinch, whores use rouge.

Here's a brainless scene.

You may not remember me. I mooned for rebuttal.

I'll rent a limo! I'll buy you a corsage!

-We've an opening on the debate team. -Arguing?

Bart! You may be telling this one day if something breaks.

Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all night!

Boy, you don't gain a pound.

Just ask Coach Flanagan. And ask Mr. Seckofsky and Barney Gumble!

Go for the dented car, the dead-end job, the less attractive girl!

Wait a second, is that a bong? You have asthma? All right, move along.