Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm for equal rights, but do we need an amendment?
...the more you hurt him.
What interests does she have?
...and you kept me up until 1 a.m. pretending to be stupid!
-But, Dad, I don't drink-- -Cut the crap! "I collect the cans."
Say "Cheez Whiz."
Every day, I show up, act like me and they slap me in here.
-Hey, buddy, where's your date? -She's with him.
I'm not in any French class. This was a brilliant scheme to get to know you.
Prom, it is.
Me, in a nuclear power plant.
How romantic!