Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know this story doesn't end with you telling it to us.
-Stupidity is different. -Not to me.
You knew the City Forensics Finals are tomorrow...
It's true, Bart. We used to shoot pool and go dancing.
I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anybody about my busy hands.
I blame myself. I should've had this talk a long time ago.
-Five! -It was worth it!
I thought you dropped out.
Very well said. Your king and queen will share their first royal dance.
-Hey, who's that? -I don't know.
Homer Simpson? Oh, yeah. Junior varsity shot-putter.
But bringing up a son, even a blind one, isn't a lifetime occupation.
Our next movie is McBain...
-Good God, no! -Well put.
-I haven't seen you in school. -Okay, Simpson.
And we'd stay at home and talk, like this.
ME? I'M GONNA DRINK A LOT OF BEER AND STAY OUT ALL NIGHT
Wait, wait. Don't go.
Don't dance too closely, now. Have a good time.
They married, had kids and bought a cheap TV.
The first step is to free ourselves from these male-imposed shackles!
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