Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anybody about my busy hands.
-I haven't seen you in school. -Okay, Simpson.
I know this story doesn't end with you telling it to us.
I blame myself. I should've had this talk a long time ago.
-Good God, no! -Well put.
Children, we've tabulated your votes.
Don't dance too closely, now. Have a good time.
-Five! -It was worth it!
-Stupidity is different. -Not to me.
I thought you dropped out.
Very well said. Your king and queen will share their first royal dance.
Homer Simpson? Oh, yeah. Junior varsity shot-putter.
But bringing up a son, even a blind one, isn't a lifetime occupation.
You knew the City Forensics Finals are tomorrow...
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
Wait, wait. Don't go.
-Hey, who's that? -I don't know.
And we'd stay at home and talk, like this.
It's true, Bart. We used to shoot pool and go dancing.
They married, had kids and bought a cheap TV.
ME? I'M GONNA DRINK A LOT OF BEER AND STAY OUT ALL NIGHT
Our next movie is McBain...
The first step is to free ourselves from these male-imposed shackles!