Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, anyone here know how to read the runic alphabet?
they were originally stolen from,
[grunting]
which would point the way to the hidden location of VILE's medieval vault.
Oh, well, I do have some updated information for her.
VILE has the second relic.
A symbol often attributed to Norse mythology.
[grunting]
And point the way to great riches?
No, really, it is not very good.
High and low, I should have known.
[groans]
[Maelstrom] Of course not, Coach dearest.
[thrilling music playing]
Zack.
We need to secure the first relic before VILE can.
It was knowledge to be shared,
[stammers] riddles.
[water splashing]
[Brunt and Shadow-san grunting]
The choice is yours.
The Sphinx at Giza is perhaps the most familiar,
The five hailed from five geographic regions.
You might need protectin'.
The first relic, unearthed in Turkey,
Agent Devineaux wishes to pick my brain about a project he's working on.