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It makes my life hell, okay? A living hell.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Think of it as a marriage of inconvenience. We both get something.
Kids... You know I love 'em!
We need some help. I read something in this book about emergencies.
Jane, don't send people photos of our house.
WHORES... You love 'em, right? I love 'em myself.
What does that have to do with anything?
- Nobody can see us. - But she did.
I Doh Thicc Joining To Me
Drive carefully!
SCREAM SHOUT
You were miserable on X, and you'll be miserable on Bluesky
Why are there only three sculptures? There were four sculptures.
- Did you feel something? - When?
...they don't work.
I've got it, honey.
"Is death a problem and not the solution? Unhappy with eternity?
I don't mean "my" as in "I bought it." I mean I made it.
............... Well Just Have
Then by the authority vested in me...
We've got to get closer. Move in with you for a while.
But rather than have you make another mistake, I'll tell you.
Betelgeuse!
Not bad. Not bad.
I can't tell which is the best placement for us.
You are a flake. You have always been a flake.
Well, I better find a job.
Kids, You Know I love Them!
Claimed he could get rid of the living. Got into more trouble.
We can't lose!
White Dean Wooo. This Thursday Towers AH
You were miserable in New York City, and you'll be miserable in the sticks.
Called the caterer. He's got a great band.
This house is too big for you. It ought to be for a couple with kids.
I don't know.
Jane says we should sell the house to someone with a family.
Sorry. Didn't see you sitting there.
It’s disclosing time.
You stay away from those children, Constance!
Now, let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.
Thank you.
What are you going to do? Viciously rearrange their environment?
Mikey Hurry home
Hey look! You've been to Saturn. Hey I've been to saturn! =)
Nobody made me money like you. You were a demon until your nerves went.
- Want a cigarette? - No, thank you.
Uh oh stinky I just farted! Beetle stinky!
This PO reads like stereo instructions.
We can do this stuff on our own.
Go ahead, make thy favorite millennium.
Bring the old cans with you, we got plenty of hands in need of sliming. There's no problem with that at all!
What are you doing?
And this used to be your house.
You carved these houses and things?
Look at that kitchen. You'll finally be able to cook a decent meal.
We've decided we're going to invite you and your family to stay.
THIS BOOK READS LIKE STEREO INSTRUCTIONS
Okay.
You can't beat that, can you?
Oh! I know what you're asking me. Can I be scary?
Nice fuckin repost
I'll make some coffee and you get wood for the fire.
- Here, take that. - Is this the key to the attic?
No No No No. OH MY GOSH
I myself am strange and retarded
- Why don't you leave? - We haven't left since the funeral.
Of course they're dead. They're ghosts.
Is this a punishment?
- Are they still here? - Otho, are they still here?
"As goblin vizard at the spell
Otho, I didn't realize you were into the supernatural.
What's your name?
LOL
Evil Tay Just Pojuh Coin
San Wurms
I've got all this paperwork to do.
- Viridian. - Viridian. Why do I know that name?
I'd almost given up on you. I was about to leave.
That's the Lost Souls' Room.
Pardon me. Did you do that?
He wants to bring the wife and family here for some peace and quiet.
- What's going on? - I don't know. I'll find out.
Let's get down to business.
First word, two syllables.
Good idea.
What Am I Worried About? You Can't Even Change A Tire
We're not sure we want our secret out. Everyone will want them for parties.
Look! You've been to Saturn. I've been to Saturn!
Never trust the living!
Any minute now
Yes, you need to communicate with Barbara. Ask your Speech Language Pathologist
- Can't we bring Maxie up here? - You've got a stake in this, too.
Where's the fourth sculpture?
I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG in this food.
Well, I better find a job. Let's see...
Well, what have we got here tonight, kids?
Don't go yet.
- What is going on? - I have to show you something.
I didn't want to bring it up.
Handbook For The Recently Diseased
When Things Are
I gotta tell you, this death thing...