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and Waldo's open disdain for his opponents
Hang on, there's a thing.
No-one's actually going to vote for him, that's not the point.
'The video of his clash
It's so tough to get a breakthrough these days,
All you've done is strengthen Monroe.
Mr. Monroe, what's Waldo done to you?
Pitbull Crane?
and I don't know if you've seen it
The bear, people like. The fact he's a bear is an assist.
Who's this guy we're meeting?
Right, you've got a choice of styles,
He has nothing to offer and he has nothing to say.
I mean why? I mean why?
and the whole nihilist Democracy sucks Thing,
He doesn't stand for anything.
Don't vote for me!
Someone else less real than me,
It's Waldo time!
Mum with a pushchair - drag her into it.
He'll know there's a team around me, he'll see it.
Jailbait Dimbleby.
So because leaderballs is there,
a man whose career can be summed up surprisingly quickly.
Which by the way is easier than it looks. Anyone could do it.
Well I don't know! Not just Bollocks to everything.
Oh, hello, mate, great show.
Oh, hello, I'm Mr.Monroe.
but the most popular video
The video was a hit for a reason.
Exactly! That's what you said that really hit home.
and spit a Twitter-ready zinger into the next sentence.
but I was at least attempting to represent...
Up you get, come on.
2,449.
That's a democracy. That's a... that's an actual democracy.
Look, I can tell you what to say.
suddenly it's walk-on in a Ricky Gervais sketch show
How do you do?
Oh, that door?
She's here to build a showreel.
an alleged comedian, more accurately.
Surely this is enough?
You laugh, you're laughing at someone who won't engage.
You don't know what pussy is?
We won't win, though.
It's bullshit.
Hey, kids, my guest this week is Mr Monroe.
You go and get him, I'll explain about...
Well, don't get too excited, I'm not sleeping in it.
500 quid to anyone who can lob a shoe!
They want to do a pilot.
He's fun.
Se puede hablar espanol?
Come on.
Do you beat people up?
Good press.
Prove me wrong. Hm?
in the disgraced paedophile industry.
What about your mate Gladwell, the kiddy-flasher?