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So, why not be honest?

Sorry, I mean, are you a dickhead?

Listen, can you imagine all the things we can change

- Why does it... - Because the...

I've got e-mails.

That's not how that works.

Why you ignoring me, Mr. Monroe? Mr. Monroe? Why you ignoring me?

Waldo, Independent.

debases the process of debate, and

'and Michael Jackson believed that his doctor was qualified...'

See, this is...this is the thing.

Jim, Jack, James.

It's, er... It's interesting stuff though.

And then, when Monroe's doing a meet and greet,

energising the disenfranchised without spooking the middle

Don't vote for me. I'm an insult.

You already know he's not real, so no personal flaws.

'in just three days, Waldo has gone viral.

This is an opportunity, Jamie.

'Honestly, all I'm saying...'

And by Him I mean me, knobber!

Want to see how it panned out?

I notice you keep that pretty quiet.

It doesn't work like that.

So here's what I think anyway.?

to the world of educational children's programming

Can I...have your number?

It's The Waldo polling app.

but you're not because that would require courage and a mindset.

First tonight, a figure - or more accurately a character -

I mean, look - sod name in lights,

Do you have any other astounding theories about young people?

and in that way you're all the same.

who tries to make the world a fairer place.

and the young don't give a shit about anything