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Wow.
They wouldn't have fired him for my note thing, would they?
Being a millenial investor PLEASE TRY TO ENJOY EACH STOCK MARKET CRASH EQUALLY
Just poke around first. Use the arrows.
Please try to enjoy each Minidisc equally
shit must have gotten pretty bad.
He's probably sick. They wouldn't bounce him and Petey the same week.
Funny timing.
I'm sorry, I don't know anything about myself.
If you wanna spin around and head back in, that should be that.
Wow. Well, that's a lot to follow.
Yeah, they stagger the entries too so we don't meet on the outside.
I think for some people, it's the point.
You know he used to drink three raw eggs in milk each morning?
to be an infantilizing prick to people.
That's-- Excuse me.
So messages can't be passed through.
No!
Little vibration now.
-But why don't we always finish the files? -'Cause they only keep so long.
All nine.
They're us on the outside.
My current file's called "Tumwater"…
-Why, thank you! -Yeah.
to experience the transition viscerally.
Don't fuck around.
Sick or fired. Probably sick.
Great. Very restorative.
Populate the sea.
Good night, Mrs. Selvig.
So, as a local, this just feels like a reasonable temperature to you?
I'm afraid you don't mean it. Again, please.
And, I guess,
You'll note I've accrued an embarrassment of wealth in that regard.
I'm sorry I'm just now calling.
-Wow. That's so cool. -Yeah.
I think this is a good time to remind ourselves
Okay, so what is it that happens down there that's so bad?
Well, my name is Irving, as you all know.
and not for, say, Carol D.
And you can use the shower if you want.
It just never stops, huh?
-Good morning, Lawrence. -Good morning.
Yeah-- They're like metal detectors for written symbols.
Hey, there.
But for now, they're yours to enjoy.
We'll do a wellness check with Ms. Casey and go from there, all right?
And I think a great potential response to that from all of you is gratitude.
I'll give you a mugwort bath bomb that'll make you sleep like a rag doll.