Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Knock knock. - Wonderful! Who's there?

Okay, I'll change it, then. Hello, Cliff Richard!

Or have we just forgotten?

Okay, I'll change it, then. Hello, Cliff Richard!

You agree the council must be thwarted, right?

I could murder a curry!

What about him?

Strolls across the floor. Hi, Neil, he says, warming up.

It was...sort of crunchy.

Maybe we should get a cat and give it to the cat, 'cause none of you...

Don't you think it's a nice house?

but you're standing in a huge mound of lentils...

If you haven't got a job, you're out of work, which means only one thing:

Will the snows never cease?

- But look, it's half empty. - It was just lying there, Rick!

I know 4.50 is a lot of bread for a lentil casserole, but I did a lot.

It's the other side of town.

Nobody'd buy Evian water if it was called Blackburn water, eh?

'Cause that's the kind of guy I am. Weird!

He knows about the Mersey sound!

# One, two, three oclock, four oclock rock

What do you do of an evening if you're young and can't go to pubs?

''Oh, Cliff, sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if...

I'll never get it back to the cooker in time.