Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

i have come out

The long search is over.

Yeah, good luck with that.

(Beep, whirring)

I am putting a stop to this right now.

♪ Two... two, three... ♪

(Motor revving)

Oh, so you only care about my looks?

and show Leela she's not attracted to me,

At least you get a senior discount at the movies.

The jewels, the parties, the beautiful robo-women.

What more can a man do?

I think the Professor's in it.

And they say pure math has no real world applications

Bender's voice: Stupid air-needing lungs.

and the Amy and Bender bodies can't trade minds again,

5 x 5 x 13 = 325

If you're a Bender, why is your body full of fetid water?

(Lighter clicks, explosion)

I am trying to have a rich, full life.

Oh, you're not so shallow

but I was willing to lie about it.

and you could be a regular Joe for a day.

Ah, my fiancée princess Flavia.

Uh, hold on, let me just get out a pencil.

That is entirely not true, sir.

And I'm left with the real jewels safely inside...

I shall sell it to help the common folk,

Whoever you are,

Ah, but what if I could put you

He's a robot in the body of a Chinese Martian physicist.