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Heads up.
People of the United States of America...
...so-called men did not deserve to wear the hallowed green and gold.
- After you, Comrade President. - Thank you, sir.
This is the moment the world has been waiting for.
Two teams will advance from each pool to the quarterfinals.
A poem from the president.
Joost!
François, a few words.
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
ANNOUNCER : Unsuccessful kick. The score remains 9-9.
Why?
ETIENNE : You must fly in there.
- This is for you. - What is it?
You know him, he won't do that.
The All Blacks are killing a team that trashed us last year.
Come on, Nooks, he's still the president.
We're the presidential bodyguard. We've been assigned to this office.
- Why didn't you stop him? - Well, you try next time.
We look to the future now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard that one before. It wasn't funny the first time.
Just enjoy the rugby.
And we did prevail, did we not?
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
MAN 3 : Cheers, mate. - Beautiful try.
All of the whites are cheering for the Springboks.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you.
MAN : Okay, back to the line.
- Yes, sir. - Please, sit.
You had the support of 43 million Californians!
Shit. It's the same as me.
- Brendan. Good luck to you. - Mr. President.
- Good luck, Chester. - Yes, sir.
Where is he?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
...and overcommitted off it...
Right. We need to learn this song. We can't just mouth the words anymore.
It's what de Klerk got, plus an increase for inflation.
...of 63,000 South Africans here today.
You're wrong, they do care.
I am aware that it was unanimous.
I just wanna get him through tomorrow safely, that's all.
How long before the World Cup?
Duly noted.
Dada? Madiba?
- Give me one moment, please. - Yes, Madiba.
I hate rugby.
Yeah.
- Don't lose them, won't be able to get more. - Thanks, François.
(CROWD CHEERING)
What did he just say?
For my unconquerable soul.
You'll see that they've been signed.
REFEREE : Penalty. Carrying the ball.
MEN (SINGING): Here's to Joel, he's so blue
And the conversion is good.
Oh, I think they will do very well.
shall be known forthwith
Put it out!
Fuck, man. This is bullshit.
This is the first final in the history of the World Cup where we're having extra time.
...open your markets to us and come invest in our country.
Yes, sir.
Who's the fittest team on this field?
No, no, please, Mr. President. It makes complete sense to me.
It's a great kick from Mehrtens. Thirteen minutes gone.
COLE : There you go.
All your gold for all our sheep.
I mean, I know it's a bit big, but it's warm and it'll last forever.
And now Stransky gets a kick that's every bit as important as the one that Mehrtens...
Why don't you just throw it away?
WOMAN : Office of the president.