Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where's Chip? Why isn't he here yet?

In your add you said you were pretty but wow!

And this is paying you back for headshots, electric bills...

Of course she would! You're a college man!

- It's not that bad. - Easy for you to say.

For about the fact I just dropped $400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with.

Now how do you know that?

I can't believe it!

All right, go on. This thing's heavy.

- They're okay. - You sure they haven't gone bad?

You sure they're not very, very bad?

...holding up these couch cushions...

Oh! Any idea what this will do for your sex life?

So, uh, what are you going to do next?

How I feel after a call with the client

Thanks, best bud.

Oh, you look so great!

- But you are. - What?

Because she's your lobster.

- It is off. - It is not! What's with the red light?

The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap

You have dinosaur checks?

...if you want me for the whole night.

Oh, my God! There's Roy Gublik!