Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Dan's awesome. - Dan.

Oh, well, then, that sucks.

I told you you can pivot,

- Yeah! - Ooh, check it out, bandages!

Did anyone notice that there are no women on the Gender Equality Commission?

We can't let them beat us.

for the Pawnee Journal.

to rebalance this commission.

We've got everything:

and the female employment rate in government is abysmal.

The whole city is watching.

My cousin Hesen, he beat off five cops on that stuff.

No, it's fine. They're kids.

and she was super mean to me,

as a reason to not hire women.

I once tried to start a commission

Absolutely. This is a godsend.

you'll never land a beau with that domineering tone.

This could really only go poorly.

and see what happens.

You gotta just dribble around him.

April, stop it.

- Sure. - Let's do this.

Guys, I think I just dribbled up an idea.

you'd think our boobs would get in the way.

Okay. You know what, Ron?

who was wearing their mom's face like a mask!

and getting the snacks ready,

and you can put that on the record, Shauna.

with my land mine.

Hey! You little chumps wanna play some ball?

I think it's a fantastic idea.

I'm still incredibly sorry.

when they grow up.

my sister, a few people from work,

Those garbagemen couldn't even lift it.

I didn't know where you were going with that.

against Snerling.

for the day, so I'm watching them

Because of the calendar.