Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and see if I can perceive any depth in iiiiiiiiiiit!
a bunch of dude-bros call me a "dumb slunt,"
Okay. We still have 48 minutes, so, I guess I should just talk?
said the Madrid train bombings were "a real mixed bag."
[cheering and applauding]
-it gets caught on camera. -That's it!
-Who's Estelle? -Just Estelle. You don't know her.
like what Jack Bauer did for torture, or what Jimmy Fallon did for lip-syncing.
-I'm cynical? -I'm offering an olive branch, here.
You can't have two stars.
Call me crazy. I mean, this is just old BoJack talking,
-Who's Nickis? -You know, Nickis.
as my good friend Mark Feuerstein, a Jew?
And tough?
"Huh, a lady worked on the show. Guess it's not sexist."
BoJack will go on TV and explain this unfortunate faux pas du fromage.
that play off their problematic personas!
I'm movie star Vance Waggoner, and I hate Jews!
[growls]
which, for our purposes, is even better than people reading.
And speaking of battering women,
It's a TV show. It doesn't glamorize anything.
[BoJack's voice] She just walked in at the worst possible...
No, no. You were right. We give these men cover.
-And lookie here! -[yelps]
right after the break, we'll show you how to make the perfect blueberry pancake.
and it's kind of not boring,
And the most depressing thing... is that ten times more people
Hey, man, awards show should've had better cheese.
[growls, grunts]
-I also resent that. To the cliff! -Yeah, let's go.
why Philbert isn't what it so obviously is,
Whoa.
they're not gonna get better. Second of all, you are then complicit...
-I am retiring from public life. -[press corps gasps]
Meanwhile, his old partner Fritz is back in the mix,
Did you notice how I just walked in without knocking? Pretty tough, huh?
Well, there was this cheese--
[door closes]
God damn it! The whole point of the award was to put the past behind me.