Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He just won a special election, right?
people will see your name in the credits and say,
No more bad boys. We can't take another PR hit.
You know, when I first heard Vance's comments, they stung,
and get this menacing mug on the cover of a few tabloids.
Pretty cool, huh?
-Take some responsibility. -Excuse me?
You're out there, hanging out with your dirty Swedish friends.
-Oh, banana bread! -[phone camera beeps]
-Well, I'll see what I can do. -Here's what I need.
Fancy boys only.
You're getting a Forgivie? Damn, your publicist is good.
all the other offers will come rolling in. Producers are like lemmings.
I know you're trying really hard not to be boring,
-So... did Philbert kill his wife? -Well, Sassy thinks so.
After all, a democracy is only as strong as its populace is informed.
-I can contribute more than that. -Not necessary.
This town is as wishy-washy as a virgin on prom night.
because otherwise, I'll look like a hypocrite,
Every time Vance Waggoner breaks the rules,
Okay? I'm Mr. Dehydration-Made-Me-Stupid.
We can still take down Vance and topple the patriarchy.
Oh, no, is this a Gotcha? Am I the gotcha?
Hollywoo shouldn't legitimize abusers,
I broke your window, because I needed to talk to you.
-you disgusting slut, who is my daughter! -[tone beeps]
Can I just tell you how amazing it is to hear a man say that?
and then during commercial breaks, get in some Hollywoo hobnobbing.
Hey, Flip! Diane.
Let's say, you can make him do anything you want to make things right.
I realize the more feminist thing to do is to make sure he doesn't succeed either.
-[woman grunts] -There's a new sheriff in town.
Vance has a troubled past. All he's asking for is a fresh start.
usually titular character.
-Well, you two have a pleasant afternoon. -No, Mr. Peanutbutter.
And you're lactose intolerant,