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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
for Cool Cuts in Ketchikan?
Okay, so what's the plan?
Ooh, you could take up a hobby.
even though I am practically a captain myself.
and then we need to enter this guy into the system.
Since your boat's gonna be out of service,
I can barely taste it, my friend.
by the guy who played Urkel.
Oh, great. Climb aboard.
Well, Rolf is a competent captain
♪ 'Cause if things go wrong, I go down with the boat ♪
another captain's ship.
Well, ring, ring, Wade. Your calling has maybe just arrived.
to make sure we have enough storage.
He could be the new the Rock.
you would actually enjoy it.
Yeah, but how do we do that?
I've got the ears of a gazelle.
His captaining style was an absolute nightmare.
I hope he says "a sea shanty."
Great. And we have a hookup at the Point & Shoot.
Star Elite.
We got a five-alarm smoke show burning up my retinas.
not the kind of guy who can pull off
That was all 50 shades of Wade. ♪
that's enough handsome for five men.
I would ask that you please take this process seriously.
No, he's a Star Elite.
with peanut butter floating by.
Um... hello?
You have beer bones, Pietr.
I guess it's worth a shot.
It's a big responsibility to be the captain.
Then I believe we're all packed.
Come to check on The Mighty Kathleen?
Pretzels, they are my life. But..."
I guess I haven't really found my calling,