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Well, ring, ring, Wade. Your calling has maybe just arrived.
you would actually enjoy it.
That was all 50 shades of Wade. ♪
not the kind of guy who can pull off
Oh, great. Climb aboard.
Then I believe we're all packed.
I've got the ears of a gazelle.
No, he's a Star Elite.
by the guy who played Urkel.
We got a five-alarm smoke show burning up my retinas.
You have beer bones, Pietr.
Great. And we have a hookup at the Point & Shoot.
even though I am practically a captain myself.
Um... hello?
Ooh, you could take up a hobby.
I guess it's worth a shot.
that's enough handsome for five men.
His captaining style was an absolute nightmare.
Pretzels, they are my life. But..."
I guess I haven't really found my calling,
Star Elite.
I would ask that you please take this process seriously.
and then we need to enter this guy into the system.
It's a big responsibility to be the captain.
Yeah, but how do we do that?
with peanut butter floating by.
♪ 'Cause if things go wrong, I go down with the boat ♪
Come to check on The Mighty Kathleen?
I hope he says "a sea shanty."
He could be the new the Rock.
to make sure we have enough storage.
Okay, so what's the plan?
Well, Rolf is a competent captain
Since your boat's gonna be out of service,
another captain's ship.
for Cool Cuts in Ketchikan?
I can barely taste it, my friend.