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It's a big responsibility to be the captain.
I guess it's worth a shot.
Then I believe we're all packed.
♪ 'Cause if things go wrong, I go down with the boat ♪
by the guy who played Urkel.
I hope he says "a sea shanty."
His captaining style was an absolute nightmare.
that's enough handsome for five men.
another captain's ship.
to make sure we have enough storage.
Oh, great. Climb aboard.
Well, ring, ring, Wade. Your calling has maybe just arrived.
Pretzels, they are my life. But..."
I would ask that you please take this process seriously.
Come to check on The Mighty Kathleen?
I guess I haven't really found my calling,
No, he's a Star Elite.
Since your boat's gonna be out of service,
We got a five-alarm smoke show burning up my retinas.
Yeah, but how do we do that?
Well, Rolf is a competent captain
Great. And we have a hookup at the Point & Shoot.
and then we need to enter this guy into the system.
Star Elite.
Ooh, you could take up a hobby.
I've got the ears of a gazelle.
you would actually enjoy it.
with peanut butter floating by.
for Cool Cuts in Ketchikan?
even though I am practically a captain myself.
not the kind of guy who can pull off
He could be the new the Rock.
Okay, so what's the plan?
That was all 50 shades of Wade. ♪
Um... hello?
I can barely taste it, my friend.
You have beer bones, Pietr.