Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not what it looks like

I'm proud of you.

In kindergarten,

it's good enough for me.

you-you asked if I had protection.

MEMORIZE MO NA OINA? If I could, I would, but I can't, so I shan't.

With my last breath,

and playing golf with the Secretary of Defense.

that she slept with my friend Raj.

That could have been about anyone.

Sorry, Sheldon, it's just not a good time for playing games.

The closest I came was last month,

Look, honey, I was really drunk

Now, the "H" is for "her."

to play paintball?

All right, this is a Google Earth view

Do we really have to wear this camouflage crap

to think of me as just a regular Joe.

Damn those sons of bitches!

If I could, I would, but I can't, so I shan't.

"Look, Mommy-- a butterfly."

All we have to do is move quickly over this ridge,

Smart idea considering how trampy you get

and clear out a drawer. Thanks.

in the late 1700s, and one night,

Somewhere where no one's seen me naked.

I'm sorry. What?!

Penny could have been

is moving back to India.

What about Nebraska?

Thank you for being my friend.

This is us here. To the south is Professor Loomis

but by the time my class got out there,

you know, everything.

back at HQ riding a desk