Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Specifically, the interdepartmental

when you've had a few.

Maybe he was too busy writing clumsy penis metaphors

Hang on, Sheldon.

and he might not even have genitals!

You know what, guys, I'm not in the mood for paintball.

Cool. Can I say it fell apart

She ruled Russia

Well, uh... (clears throat)

It's kind of a big deal.

I feel like two totally different people--

You know, friends.

No, you weren't listening.

apparently I more than make up for in sewing.

No problem. Try and keep it in your pants, okay?

Third World hygiene.

Uh, was the Battle of Antietam a game?

and can call to mind when you're feeling blue

You were always so nice to me, I thought maybe you liked me.

of me staying in L.A. is.

You heard what I did?

my books are available on Amazon.

and the Geology Department.

But I also can't be Sergeant Cooper,

I'm Penny's number two choice after Leonard.

You're a world-renowned expert