Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For the record, I do have genitals. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing

there are only two genders

with a woman you used to love

to have intimate relations with a horse.

I was supposed to marry Jason Sorensen at recess,

as your friend, you might like to know that, um...

(clears throat)

When my parents ask me to deactivate social media till my exams

emerge from your bedroom.

If it's good enough for Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo,

Oh, you did, didn't you?

I don't want to get back together with Penny.

Now, it goes without saying

because I have an agenda-- paintball.

and the worms crawl out of the rectum for air.

That's punishable by...

but I can't deal with the fact

it goes without saying

I'm gonna be a star!

You're dating my sister,

Hall & Oates, Katrina and the Waves

In order to function better as a fighting unit,

be just one of those memories you have