Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- In CSI, we don't try.

- She sucks. - She sucked!

but I better get back to my hot dog.

- Dope, dope, dope, dope. So hard to solve.

the exact moment that his heart stopped beating.

One more time. One more time.

Only gonna get worse. Pro tip: plug your noses.

- More than fair.

There's so much evidence, we hit triple digies.

- It's good to see you too.

- He's an investigative reporter.

this to a second individual,

I'm running CSI and forensics.

Ma'am? I'm Detective Peralta.

She also reminded me of my mom.

- Just do me a favor.

Oh, I'm too high to see this. There's blood on the fish!

- It's not a Looper situation.

This is Detective Diaz.

to clean up the evidence...

and microscopic paint fibers.

America's favorite mother!

- That's a rookie mistake. - Okay.

- Hey. Sorry I'm late.

of all your weird awkwardness again?

- You did. - Great.

since Charles heard they were remaking "First Wives Club."

I lose even more confidence in you.

a victim's family member we would solve a crime?

- Detectives. - Ah! Captain.

- Um, exsqueeze me?

All right, one more time.

Okay. Let's look at the scene like we're seeing it

- You're not a part of this, Franco.

Windows and doors locked from the inside.

Oh! I officially declare this case... dope!

- Well, that's not totally true.

- Normally, I would totally agree with you,

But he is about to say...

Oh, God, is she gonna try and cut my hair?

This apartment is full of forensic evidence.

- No. Who are you?

who was behind all this?

There's nothing crazy about this, sister.

- We have no idea what our killer looks like.

I haven't seen someone cry that much

is on the case as we speak, and they're very--

- That man's not CSI.

- Just talk normal.

so I guess what I'm trying to say is...