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Okay, we're just warming up your wrist, Shania. You got this, all right?
You need to chill!
Anyway, I would go to Soulstice, but I can't.
Sorry, I'm training for my new job as a bitch waitress,
But before I knew it, you quit 'cause you "won Powerball."
- And be cool. - Yeah, let's stretch you out.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Squeeze and hold.
and then it would be true or something, I don't know.
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) - Yes?
Wheel me off.
I'm such a Chandler.
All right! Rock star.
No, I... I accidentally sent a package to the front desk.
No, no, I said man.
- Hi. - You have no idea how many times
- Hey. - Ilana, it's me.
Well, it's cut in half, so it's a lunch potato and a dinner potato.
Wait, stop. Listen...
(SIGHS)
Hm.
Can we stop?
Canadian queen of country pop, Shania Twain, dude!
You're single Abbi, and that's cool.
Oh. Okay, cool, thanks, Doctor.
Hey, um...
Yeah.
- You feel it? - I feel it.
Yeah, totally.
I'm going back in.
No, I wouldn't recommend steroids for you yet.
Oh, I'm not a doctor.