Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

RIGHT. AND WHAT ABOUT NUMBER 4?

HI, MR. HOWELL.

FOR THE OWNER OF THIS DESOLATE WASTELAND.

I CAN'T TELL. IT'S KIND OF A SURPRISE.

NOW FOR THE BIG NEWS ON WALL STREET TODAY.

BESIDES, I WASN'T TALKING WHILE YOU WERE PUTTING, MY BOY.

ALRIGHT, WELL, THAT'S 2 LUCKY BREAKS.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU WERE IN SUCH BAD SHAPE?

I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO TOUGH ABOUT IT, THOUGH.

NO, NO, NO. IT'S MY OIL COMPANY.

YOU WON. DON'T YOU REALIZE

IF THE KID SQUANDERED HIS FORTUNE ON BAD INVESTMENTS.

WE'LL BE OUT HERE ALL NIGHT.

YEAH, I'M PRESIDENT OF THE TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING CORPORATION.

AND WHAT'S MORE

WELL, THE NOTE SAYS PAYABLE ON DEMAND, AND I DEMAND PAYMENT.

WE DON'T HAVE A LOCK.

YES. THERE'S A MUCH LONGER FORM.

WHAT KIND OF NOTE?

A BOAT. A BOAT!

GILLIGAN, HURRY UP WITH THAT COFFEE.

I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

WELL, THEN YOU JUST TRY IT. JUST GO AHEAD, TRY, TRY.

GINGER NEVER OFFERED TO FIX YOU LUNCH BEFORE, RIGHT?

THAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO YOU?

FROM GREASE MONKEY TO PRESIDENT OF AN OIL COMPANY.

NUMBER 2: MARY ANN NEVER OFFERED

AH, GOOD MORNING, GILLIGAN.

* IT'S PRIMITIVE AS CAN BE *

OH, GILLIGAN. I DON'T WANT YOU TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON ME.

THE GAME'S OVER, MR. HOWELL.

A HUGE OIL STRIKE HAS BEEN REPORTED

AND EVEN GAVE ME THIS CLUB TO USE.