Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
NOW CAN I GO, MR. HOWELL?
THE WHOLE STATE OF KANSAS.
BUT YOU SAID WE COULD QUIT AT 10:30.
BELIEVE ME, IT WON'T BE THE LAST TIME.
YEAH, TRYING PUTTING WHEN YOU BET--
MY BOY, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT OIL?
YOU'RE GONNA FIND A BIG CHANGE IN SOME OF THE PEOPLE AROUND HERE.
WELL, CERTAINLY. YOU'D HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF
I'D LOVE TO HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HOWELL'S FACE
HA HA HA HA. SIT DOWN, GILLIGAN.
WELL, CERTAINLY YOU HAVE SOMETHING WORTH $12 MILLION.
ARE YOU ALRIGHT, SKIPPER?
SKIPPER SAID NOBODY COULD COME IN HERE WHILE HE WAS GONE.
ALRIGHT. COME ON, GILLIGAN, AND PUTT.
HOW ABOUT THE TIME YOU DREAMED I WAS GONNA HIT YOU IN THE JAW?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO ALL THAT TROUBLE.
OKAY, DAD.
SON.
NO, SIR, I HAVEN'T.
YES. OH! YES, I HAPPEN TO HAVE IT.
ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY ANOTHER ROUND?
THIS BOY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.
OH, YEAH. I FORGOT. MY OIL COMPANY.
OH, COME ON, SKIPPER, YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN DREAMS.
* A MOVIE STAR *
I'LL TELL YOU WHERE HE IS.
THAT'S RIGHT.
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND A FORTUNE DOING IT.
DUSTBOWL? I NEVER HEARD OF IT.
I WOULDN'T WANT TO TAKE IT BACK. WHAT DID YOU GET ME?
BUT I THINK I DID IT AGAIN.
SO I THOUGHT I'D GET HIM A SCIENCE LABORATORY.
GILLIGAN, WHAT DID YOU GET ME?
* WITH GILLIGAN *
A BET? GILLIGAN, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT GAMBLING?
OH, YOU DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO TOUGH ABOUT IT?
WITH, SHALL WE SAY, A GAME OF CHANCE?
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE. HA HA HA HA.