Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

HA HA HA HA. I'LL BET.
HOW PROUD I AM OF YOU.
LOOKS EASY TO ME, MR. HOWELL."
THANKS A LOT, SON.
BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY.
IT'S JUST THAT I'M A LITTLE CHOKED UP.
HELLO, SKIPPER.
COMING RIGHT UP, SKIPPER.
JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU WHAT A MAN CAN DO IF HE HAS A LITTLE DRIVE.
THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU, GILLIGAN.
WHERE'D I HIT YOU?
AND I WANT TO GET MARY ANN THE BIGGEST FARM IN KANSAS.
* ABOARD THIS TINY SHIP *
HA HA! HA HA!
DON'T FORGET, GILLIGAN,
I'M AFRAID NOT.
WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER PUT MR. HOWELL'S CHECK IN A SAFE PLACE,
I HEAR YOU HAD DINNER WITH THE HOWELLS LAST NIGHT.
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?
YOU DON'T?
BUT I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU
OOH! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
HOWEVER, AS BLACK GOLD GUSHES INTO THE OKLAHOMA SKY,
YOU CAN HAVE ANY KIND OF BOAT YOU WANT.
IT ALREADY HAS. I WANT MY 12 MILLION NOW.
OH, I AM, MR. HOWELL.
HOW COME YOU BOUGHT THAT PHONY OIL PROPERTY?
HE SEEMS TO HAVE A GREEN THUMB.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE IN THE OIL BUSINESS?
YES, YOU JUST TRY PUTTING WHILE SOMEONE IS SAYING SOMETHING STUPID, LIKE, UH
I BETTER GO WITH YOU, HUH?
I'D PLAY YOUR WIFE.
* NOT A SINGLE LUXURY *
WELL, WHY THE BIG RUSH?
HEAD DOWN, LEFT ARM STIFF
THE 11 IN THE FAR POCKET, THE 2 OVER THERE
TO GIVE YOU A CHECK FOR $3 MILLION THAT I...
Newsman: FURTHER INVESTIGATION BY THE HOWELL CORPORATION
WHERE IS THE MAN WHO OWNS THE FABULOUS TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING COMPANY?
AW, COME ON, GILLIGAN. NO.
THEIR DRILL HAD PUNCTURED THE TANK OF AN OIL TRUCK
[BOTH LAUGHING]
I WOULDN'T DO A THING LIKE THAT. THAT'D BE MUTINY.
IT REQUIRES THE UTMOST SILENCE!
DON'T WORRY, GILLIGAN.
'CAUSE YOU'RE 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN I AM.