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WHEN YOU WON ALL THAT MONEY FROM HIM LAST NIGHT.
YOUR FATHER WILL FIX YOU BREAKFAST WHEN HE GETS BACK.
MR. HOWELL CAN EXPLAIN IT BETTER THAN ME.
WHAT NEWS?
NO, SIR, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU YOU'RE WRONG.
YES. I NEVER DREAMED YOU WERE SO CLEVER.
GILLIGAN, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR MIND.
THAT'S ALL. SIMPLE TRANSFER--OH, YOU CAN HAVE THE PEN.
NO. BUT I GOT A FATHER ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO.
COME ON, LITTLE BUDDY.
I WON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD.
YOU'RE TERRIBLY NAIVE ABOUT FINANCIAL MATTERS.
IT'S TIME FOR THE 10:00 WALL STREET NEWS.
OH, THERE'S LOTS OF REASONS.
BUT YOU'RE GONNA.
THERE'S A LONGER FORM?
THAT'S A PRETTY FUNNY ONE, ISN'T IT, SKIPPER?
JUST SIGN AT THE BOTTOM.
GILLIGAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
WITH ALL THOSE 3s COMING UP
JUST BECAUSE YOU DREAMED A SHIP IS GOING TO GO BY THE ISLAND?
WELL, I CAN SEE IT.
I KNOW, SKIPPER. BUT I ONLY BET A QUARTER, AND I WON.
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT?
AND CAPTAIN, HOW'S THIS CHAIR
YOU DO?
THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY:
WELL, NOT ALWAYS, SKIPPER.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THURSTON HOWELL HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
RIGHT.
THIS IS THE SHORT FORM.
WELL--
AH, THE PRESSURE. THIS ONE IS FOR 50 CENTS.
WHAT KIND OF SURPRISE?
WHAT WOULD I WANT WITH AN OLD TUB LIKE THAT?
I WANT THAT WATCH TOWER FINISHED BY TONIGHT.
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