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I THOUGHT I'D TAKE SOME OF MY MONEY AND BUY 'EM A PRESENT.
AT LEAST THE ONLY ONE I CAN COME UP WITH.
YEAH?
NOT INTERESTED, MR. HOWELL.
WELL, TAKE THIS MORNING, FOR EXAMPLE.
I'M JUST FINISHING THE BANANAS.
AND I'M GONNA FIX YOU ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE FOR LUNCH.
GILLIGAN, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MONEY COULD DO TO YOU.
LAG FOR BREAK?
BUT I'M NOT EVEN MARRIED.
YES, SIR, DAD.
THE GAME IS OVER.
IN THE HOLE. IN THE HOLE.
IT'S SO NICE THAT YOU COULD COME.
IN FACT, I'M GOING TO STAND GUARD DUTY
OOH!
I THINK HIS LUCK IS JUST ABOUT TO CHANGE.
JUST A MOMENT, CAPTAIN.
YEAH, I WAS GONNA BUY HIM A TIE
EVERYBODY'S BEEN SO NICE TO ME
NOW, REALLY, GILLIGAN,
HOW DOES IT FEEL
I'LL TELL YOU WHEN TO GO.
SURELY YOU'RE A MAN OF THE WORLD, CAPTAIN.
I DIDN'T BUY IT.
HE THOUGHT HE'D GIVEN US A FOOTBALL STADIUM.
AND TELL ME WHAT I'M DOING WRONG.
IF I GAVE YOU ONE OF MY CORPORATIONS.
IT'S THE NATURE OF THE BEAST.
YEAH, WHEN YOU'RE PUTTING WITH MONEY, THERE'S PRESSURE. THERE'S PRESSURE.
GILLIGAN!
* 5 PASSENGERS SET SAIL THAT DAY *
Mr. Howell: AFTERTHE WEDDING.
NOBODY HUSTLES ME ON A GOLF COURSE.
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
YOU'RE SO MODEST, TOO.
WATCH, CUFF LINKS... OIL COMPANY?
TO BUILD YOU A FIRE BEFORE, RIGHT?
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