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and we have a dentist appointment at 3:00. Thanks, Maggie.
Here we go. Four, three, two...
I guess there's just no place for truth and bravery in today's media.
Come on, everybody. Time for the family portrait.
Mr. Simpson, have you been flossing regularly?
Don't you love that clean mouth feeling?
I was afraid he might commit you-know-what-icide
supporters of a political and social philosophy that promotes individual rights, civil liberties, democracy, and free enterprise I hate them so much
Oh, God, no, I get my news from the Internet like every other normal person under 70.
This one's going to be the Simpsons at our finest.
Fellow primate, this is a wake-up call.
The happiness swept me away!
Let's see... According to your charts, you're due for your annual throat scraping.
Whoo-hoo?
Uh... cone!
Ladies, check out what I can do with the oxygen masks.
Mixed signals, hmm...
But you have to give us an 8X10 for our wall
He's got all the money in the world but there's one thing he can't buy. What Comic Book Guy called him.
Liberals?
Kent, we want to offer you your old job back with a 50% pay increase.
Oh, Bart, you fall for that every six months.
- Kent, can we talk? - I'm not fired, am I?