Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Our cheetah buddy from the last time we were in Africa.

"dingle-dangle," "Boston marriage,"

Can 15 strippers run their own airline?

m o u p m o u p

Now, like toothless babies, they suckle on the sugary teat of misinformation

Ms. Melissa Burlingame! Peace out!

Ms. Melissa Burlingame! Peace out! Ms. Melissa Burlingame! Peace out!

Excuse me sir, did you see my broadcast tonight?

That makes us friends, right?

-You want to stick it to these whiteys? - Hey, I'm down with OPP...

Uh, hey, look, it's the airport bus. You should get on it.

That's what you get for, uh, I don't know, messing with my wife. And it goes on.

Uh, I'll Etch-A-Sketch it for you.

His career is ruined. And I was afraid he might commit

which are then funneled through the FCC straight to the Republican party.

"To: Online Christian Soldiers.

and poop it into the diaper we call the 6:00 news.

Liberals hate families.

I'm going to glue my mouth shut with butterscotch.

We win by forfeit. The sweetest win there is.

I go to the floss store and they're like, "Whoa, there he is again. "

I know. 'Cause this one's really, really bad.

- Dad! - Fine, cone.