Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

APIECE. WHAT?
WHEN COMRADE BENTLEY TOLD ME WE WERE COMING HERE.
BECAUSE THAT'LL MAKE HER HANG UP.
- OH. - LUCKILY, IT WAS THE FIRST AND THE THIRD TIME.
- WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? - HE LOVES SUNSHINE.
MRS. WILLIS'S FATHER AND MR. BENTLEY'S BROTHER.
DIANE'S GOT THE FLU. I'LL CALL FLORENCE.
MRS. JEFFERSON, IT'S THAT WEIRDO AND A FOX.
A BORN LEADER. I MEAN, THIS DUDE IS DYNAMITE.
WORKED HIS WAY THROUGH COLLEGE AND NOW HE OWNS A CHAIN OF DRUGSTORES.
A BABY WAS BORN IN A COTTON FIELD IN ALABAMA.
OH, HE IS. WAIT A MINUTE. ABDUL KARIM GOLDMAN.
AND WHEN SHE CAME... GEORGE, I THINK I'LL TAKE A NAP.
HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S WHITE? IT DOESN'T SAY SO IN THE PAPER.
YOU TELL LOUISE SHE'S BUYING THE WRONG KIND OF TOMATO JUICE.
GOT HIS FIRST CLEANING STORE THROUGH HARD WORK, SKIMPING AND SAVING...
NOW LISTEN TO THIS, WEEZY. I GOT MY LIFE STORY ALL WORKED OUT FOR THAT REPORTER.
WELL, MY FATHER WAS VERY, VERY POOR.
- NO, NO, NO. I'M AFRAID... - AFRAID?
OH, MR. JEFFERSON? THIS IS MR. JEFFERSON'S BUTLER.
OH, HELLO! I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
HE TOOK HIS PREGNANT WIFE WITH HIM?
WELL, THINK ABOUT GETTING YOURSELF ANOTHER MAID!
IT'S ONLY FOR A COUPLE HOURS.
♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪ ♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CLAM DIP? NYET! NYET!
WHY DON'T WE JUST START FROM THE BEGINNING?
WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO HER, WEEZY? WHY?