Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

VERY GOOD. AIN'T YOU ONE STORY SHORT?
- AND BRILLIANT. - IF I BUY THE TICKETS, WILL YOU COME TONIGHT?
I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE.
DON'T PUT THAT PENCIL DOWN. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
YES, YOU'VE BEEN ALMOST NODDING OFF FOR TWO-AND-A-HALF HOURS NOW.
YOU'RE BOUND TO GET A LOT OF NUISANCE CALLS.
- REALLY? WHAT IS THAT? - HE PLANS TO PADDLE A CANOE FROM HERE TO MIAMI BEACH.
♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪ ♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
LOUISE, WOULD YOU PLEASE GO AND SEE WHAT'S BOTHERING THAT YOUNG LADY?
LET ME SEE THAT.
YOU GOT TO GRAB HIS INTEREST. YOU GOT TO HOOK HIM RIGHT AWAY.
TOM HERE IS A BIG PUBLISHER.
THE JEFFERSONS WAS RECORDED ON TAPE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE.
AS I WAS SAYING, IT ALL STARTED...
YES, MY NAME IS, UH, EBONY.
AND I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE YOU DID AT THAT LAST PARTY.
WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO GET OUT?
- OH? - YES. HE NEVER MADE A TRIP WITHOUT HER.
OH, WE'RE HAVING A FEW FRIENDS OVER FOR COCKTAILS.
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE THINKING UP TO ME.
FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO, A WOMAN WENT INTO THE COTTON FIELD IN ALABAMA.
WELL, THAT'S FASCINATING. I'D LIKE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT YOUR FATHER.
YEAH. BECAUSE NONE OF THEM THINGS ARE HAPPENIN' TO US.
MRS. JEFFERSON, I WOULD KNOW YOU ANYWHERE.
RIGHT. OKAY, FINE. SEE YOU THEN. BYE.
YOU KNOW, JUST A FEW PERSONAL FRIENDS.
YOUR BROTHER ACTUALLY CROSSED THE ATLANTIC IN A SAILBOAT?
MAYBE AN ASTRONAUT.
JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME NAUSEOUS.
NOW, IT ALL STARTED 45 YEARS AGO.
HELLO. OH, HI, MOM. HUH?
YES, IT DID. THE PAPER CALLED HIM AN "INDIGENT."