Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I DIDN'T LIE. NOT EXACTLY.

NO STRANGER THAN WILT CHAMBERLAIN BUYING ELEVATOR SHOES.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? TELL HIM A BUNCH OF LIES?

I'M JUST ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO THINKS HE'S DOING A MARVELOUS JOB.

I INVITED YOU, DIDN'T I?

WELL, YOU BETTER GET ON THAT PHONE AND START MAKING SOME CALLS.

OKAY. WHO DO I MAKE THIS OUT TO?

I'M A CLEANING MAID. I AIN'T USED TO SERVING.

SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET MY FATHER INSTEAD?

HELLO. GEORGE JEFFERSON SPEAKING.

LOOK, YOU CAN COME TO DINNER ANYTIME YOU WANT... UH, NOT TONIGHT!

SHE'S ALL THUMBS AND NO BRAIN.

WELL, WE JUST HAVE JUST TWO TICKETS LEFT TO OUR DINNER DANCE NEXT WEEK.

I DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH TIME, SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET STARTED? RIGHT.

BUT THAT'S SUCH A LONG STORY. WHO ASKED YOU?

I DON'T, BUT I NEED 'EM TONIGHT.

AT LEAST IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GOIN' FOR A GOOD CAUSE. WHAT'S THAT STAND FOR?

FINALLY, THEY WERE RESCUED BY A NORWEGIAN SARDINE BOAT.