Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

EVERYBODY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET... YES, YES!

WE DIDN'T HAVE RATS, GEORGE. A FEW MICE, MAYBE, BUT NO RATS.

TWENTY-FIVE YEARS BEING MARRIED TO GEORGE HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ME.

HELLO. I LIKE TO SPEAK TO MIKE MORENO, PLEASE.

NO, I AIN'T. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

LOOK, I'M TRYING TO JAZZ UP THE STORY.

CAN'T BE NOTHIN' BUT A HONKY.

NO, LOOK, IT'S JUST THAT I'M EXPECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL.

HOLD IT. AIN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?

♪ NOW WE'RE UP IN THE BIG LEAGUES ♪

AND A $5,000 WHIPLASH SETTLEMENT FROM THE CITY OF NEW YORK.

HIS NAME IS GEORGE JEFFERSON.

IT WAS TOUGH FOR MY FATHER TO FIND A JOB IN THOSE DAYS.

OLDEST OF SEVEN CHILDREN, STARTED OUT AS A DELIVERY BOY,

WELL, WHY AM I CALLING THEM? YOU'RE NOT A MILLIONAIRE.

YOU COULD'VE HAD IT OPENED, ANSWERED AND SHUT BEFORE I EVEN GOT NEAR IT!

- BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID... - DON'T THINK! I DO THE THINKING.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED THIS FOR THE WORLD.

- YOU'RE INVITING US TO COCKTAILS? - WHAT'S SO STRANGE ABOUT THAT?

YOU KNOW, AND THOSE PHONY LIBERAL WRITERS ARE ALL FOR MIXING THE RACES.

OH, YOU MEAN CHARLIE KWAN, THE ONE WHO SAVED A GUY FROM BEING MUGGED?

UH, YES. YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF HIM.

AND WORKED HIS WAY ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP...

I'LL CALL HIM FOR YOU, POP. THANK YOU, SON.