Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

HE STARTED WITH ONE ACRE AND WOUND UP OWNING HUNDREDS.
IT'S MR. BENTLEY FROM THE U.N. HI THERE, BENTLEY.
HOW TO GET MY STORY IN THE PAPER.
ASKED ME IF I WANTED A DRINK AND I SAID NO.
IN A SAILBOAT? THAT'S FANTASTIC.
THAT BLOODY MARY MADE ME DIZZY.
WHICH SHOULD BE ANY MINUTE NOW.
ALL RIGHT? WELL, COME ON. WHAT? OH, OKAY.
WE WERE HOPING YOU AND LOUISE... HELEN, THAT'S BLACKMAIL.
FORTY-SIX.
OH, WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO BOTH OF US TONIGHT OVER COCKTAILS, SAY ABOUT 6:30?
I GOT TO WORRY! HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT WHERE I AM TODAY?
GEORGE? HOLD IT.
WE NEED SOMEBODY TO SERVE.
OKAY, LOOK, LOOK, IF I CAN'T GET NO HELP FROM MY OWN FAMILY,
NOW.
IN SOVIET UNION, WE HAVE HEARD MUCH ABOUT POOR, DOWNTRODDEN BLACKS.
UH, HELLO, MR. MORENO? SPEAKING.
FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO, A WOMAN WENT INTO THE COTTON FIELD IN ALABAMA.
HAVEN'T YOU BEEN READING THIS SERIES? IT'S
THAT'S WHAT HE WOULD'VE DONE. YOU GOT TO GET IN THERE FAST.
SHE BROUGHT WITH HER... CLAM DIP? CHEESE PUFF?
I KNOW YOU'RE ANXIOUS TO GET TO MY STORY, SO LET'S GET GOING.
WELL, I THINK WE OUGHT TO BE GOING TOO.
THAT'S KIND OF LIKE MY STORY. I STARTED OUT
WELL, OKAY, I'LL TRY.
HOW DO YOU DO? WON'T YOU SIT DOWN? OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
NOW, REALLY, GEORGE... YOU TOO, LOUISE, SIT DOWN.
THEN YOU OUGHT TO MEET HELEN'S FATHER. HE'S A CORPORATE EXECUTIVE.
A BLACK WINO IS BUSTED AND THEY CALL HIM AN "INMATE."