Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OH, HOW ABOUT YOU, MRS. JEFFERSON? OH, THANK YOU, FLORENCE.

A U.N. AMBASSADOR, A BIG PUBLISHER,

BUT I'M A THOUSANDAIRE.

OH, MAMA, MEET MIKE MORENO.

OH, THAT'S SAD. HOW DID YOUR FATHER GET HIS START?

NOW, WHAT DO WE GOT SO FAR? NOTHING,

HELLO, MR. MORENO? YEAH, MR. MORENO. SPEAKING.

AND YOU TOO, MRS. WILLIS. I WANNA GET ALL THE DETAILS STRAIGHT.

THAT'S NOT HONEST. THAT MAKES YOU A HYPOCRITE.

NOW, HERE'S SOMETHING I WISH WOULD HAPPEN TO ME.

♪ FISH DON'T FRY IN THE KITCHEN ♪

SO FAR, YOU'VE GOT ONE GUEST LINED UP:

HIRING A MAID FOR JUST FIVE PEOPLE.

BUT THE SECOND CROSSING WAS A BIT OF A STICKY WICKET.

AND MR. BENTLEY'S BROTHER, THAT'S A FANTASTIC STORY!

HMM! YOU'RE TALKIN' TO THE WRONG DOWNTRODDEN BLACK, HONEY.

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY? NO. I THOUGHT YOU WAS JUST TALKING.

SEE YOU TONIGHT.

I GOT A LINE ON TWO GREAT STORIES:

DID YOU EVER HEAR OF BUTEX INDUSTRIES?

IT'S SO HARD TO GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS.

YOUR MOTHER. SHE'S TAKING A NAP.

NOW ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS COME UP WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU LIED TO HIM ABOUT.

WHEN THEY PULLED INTO NEW YORK HARBOR, ELOISE WEIGHED 53 POUNDS.

HOW DO YOU DO? FINE, THANK YOU,

♪ WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ♪

SHE WAS PREGGERS AT THE TIME.