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NO. SHE WAS HIS SIAMESE CAT.
OH, IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM. SHH. HELLO?
YES, MR. JEFFERSON.
HELLO, MR. MORENO?
LIKE THIS DUDE HERE IN THIS PAPER? WHAT DUDE?
WITH ONE RUNDOWN CLEANING PLANT IN QUEENS...
♪ WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE ♪♪
UH-HUH. JUST A MINUTE. I'LL CALL HIM.
♪ AS LONG AS WE LIVE IT'S YOU AND ME, BABY ♪
WHAT? OH, I'VE GOT HIS NUMBER RIGHT HERE.
♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪ ♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
LOOK, NOW, YOU... I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL, POP. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. BYE.
A MAN'S VOICE SOUNDS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A WOMAN'S ANYTIME.
WE'RE AT THE COLBY EAST. TWELFTH FLOOR.
SO WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO OVER THERE AND MAKE YOURSELVES A DRINK?
INVITE SOME OF THE NEIGHBORS. THE REPORTER AIN'T GONNA KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
THAT'S WHAT GAVE ME MY LARYNGITIS.
YOU DON'T WANT THAT ZEBRA MARRIAGE HANGING AROUND?
UNFORTUNATELY, HE ONLY MADE IT TWICE.
MAYBE I BETTER HAVE ANOTHER.
FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO...
SO CALL THIS REPORTER. HIS NAME IS MIKE MORENO. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO SAY.
WE WERE HOPING TO TALK TO LOUISE ABOUT OUR ANNUAL CHARITY AFFAIR.
FLORENCE, GET THE DOOR!
I GATHER YOU WERE BORN 45 YEARS AGO.
AND YOU'VE GOT THE HOT AIR TO DO IT.
A WHITE ONE AT THAT.
- AND I WAS JUST A LITTLE... - MEATBALL?
YOU WANNA HEAR WHAT I'LL SAY? OKAY, YOU BE MR. MORENO, AND I'M CALLING YOU UP.
OF COURSE. THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME.