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DUDE WHO OWNS THE RESTAURANT DOWN THE STREET?
YOU KNOW, MR. WILLIS, IN THIS BOOK I'M WRITING,
I OWN A CHAIN OF FIVE CLEANING STORES, STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING.
THAT AIN'T NOTHIN'. I CROSSED THE PACIFIC IN AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER.
THAT'S A HUNDRED BUCKS!
WHY NOT? WE STAYED OUR $100 WORTH.
LOOK, MAMA, I CAN'T TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW. GET OFF THE LINE.
GET OFF THE LINE!
BECAUSE HE'S FLYING INTO NEW YORK NEXT WEEK TO BEGIN HIS NEW ADVENTURE.
WE'VE HAD A TREMENDOUS RESPONSE FROM OUR READERS.
GEORGE IS OUT TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION TONIGHT, SO HE'S NOT GOING TO BE HIMSELF.
NICE TO MEET YOU. AND YOU MUST BE MRS. JEFFERSON.
I DID IT, WEEZY! HE'S COMING OVER TO DO MY STORY.
ME? NO. NO CONNECTION.
- YOU SAID EVERY TIME... - DON'T DO WHAT I SAID. DO WHAT I SAY.
YOU REMEMBER THAT STORY ABOUT THE CHINESE
I CHANGED MY MIND. I'D LOVE ONE.
SINCE THAT HAPPENED, HIS BUSINESS HAS TRIPLED.
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BUY THAT KIND OF ADVERTISING.
NO, LOOK, MA... SHE'S ON HER WAY.
♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪ ♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
COME IN. MEET MIKE MORENO.
OH, THEY'LL BE HERE. RICH PEOPLE ALWAYS COME LATE.
♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪ ♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
OH, TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR GRANDFATHER, HELEN,
I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT HOME.
♪ TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY ♪
THAT'D MAKE A FANTASTIC STORY. I WISH I COULD HEAR MORE, BUT I DO HAVE TO LEAVE.
THIS IS MRS. JEFFERSON.
EVERY TIME I FLY, I GET AIRSICK.