Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Look at that idiot, couldn't even get a big cat."

[IN BREATHY VOICE] Who wants a shot of firewater?

The most dangerous element of all of the elements.

...before something amazing is gonna happen for you. I promise.

A pretty heavy drug problem.

I got to know. Why him?

The cast is off, gentlemen.

I'm gonna be at the party, Phillip Seymour Hoffman's gonna be like:

This is a very impressive party. There's speakers everywhere.

There's a theme. A secret that'll be announced on the night.

Please get out of here, so I can save a little bit of my dignity.

Remain in your seat and finish the exam, Mr. Schmidt.

Excuse me, do you think this has been easy for me...

I'm a shot girl.

[SINGING] The chills that you spill up my back Keep me filled

NICK: You can't share a bowl of cereal. WINSTON: Why not?

You know I don't make girly drinks anymore:

...my, uh, boyfriend. - Your what?

Tonight is about one man's functioning penis

No. You're mean.

That is a symbol of who I was for the past two months.

Straightforward. Honest.

Hey, young man, why weren't you drafted?

Because, sure, I could get a girl topless, no bra...

- Is this making you feel better? - Heh-heh-heh.

- Good choice. - Thank you for the opportunity.

- Too dangerous? - Yeah, that's it.