Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Woah! Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah.

Boom, left turn! You don't know how it happened!

What is this? 1986?

Aye aye aye vortex i fucking hate niggers fuck fuck fuck

That's all I ever wanted people to know.

I know, Red Heinie Monkey. This card house won't stay up.

You got a deal.

I need another expense like I need a hole in the head,

Because they're evil, and they distort the truth,

Well, Lois, you did a good thing for a talented guy.

and I am hoping to pass the news on to you!

The contusion on his left temple implies he was hit by a blunt object,

Take a look at what we got, Peter.

Jiminy Christmas! We have all been there! That's going in.

You don't know where you are, but you like it.

Well, see, I got drunk and then got my picture taken.

Sir, I promise you won't regret it.

- Stewie, shut up! - What? It's just a weird image.

Lucky there's a family guy

on one of America's greatest enemies.

Oh, no, at Fox News, we celebrate the day he was shot.

- Wait a second. You were born in 1948? - Uh, yeah.

I’m bored. Thanks for watching.

What're you talking about? I thought

Oh, here we go. This is exactly what I was talking about, Lois.

Fear-based, right-wing-agenda-pushing news stories!

and her name is Bitch Duck.

Fear-based, right-wing-agenda-pushing news stories!

- I think the design is great, Dad. - Good note. Good note.

Well, after The Wonder Years, I was hungry to do more acting

Tubeman Warehouse and Emporium.

Patrick Stewart was great as Melvin Shiverman.

People will tune in to Handiquacks each week

What are you talking about?