Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, episode one, "What the Duck?" Take one.
I... I no can read these words.
Wow! Look at that HD picture!
Hey, let's see yours, Quagmire.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
That's tomorrow, and that is it for us today.
Yes, I am. They're both characters I created.
Okay, you're right. I'm a little biased myself,
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't believe that that's a real conversation
When did the Handiquacks become people I care about?
You know, I don't believe that.
- We found traces in the wounds. - Well, that narrows it down.
Yeah, Mom. You should be a reporter.
The story's over. Everything'll be back to normal next week.
Rush Limbaugh is one of us. We have no wish to smear a fellow conservative.
Now, Seth, this movie is hot. It's just hot, hot, hot.
whose weekly visits the whole family eagerly awaits?
This is our control room, where we have the ability
- I mean, does anyone really care? - Yeah, you're right.
You know, Brian, you're welcome to come with me and see for yourself
I am Rush Limbaugh. That's a costume.
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
No
Colonel Tushfinger lives on the moon, you idiot.
A plum? What is this, 1986?
Uh-huh. Chris, can I see you in the kitchen?
- But the question is who? - Well, whoever it was wears nail polish.
Lois, please, take the job, for Shit's sake!
Like the way Commissioner Gordon tells Batman that he just took a poop.
Cut, cut, cut! Cleveland, what are you doing?
There's no but. She's not getting it.
and he's already got the suitcase.
Now I'm showing you proof and you're dismissing it?
I'm thinking about her every time I masturbate to her.
We'll do it live! Fuck it!
Good job, Chuck!
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