Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, I am. They're both characters I created.
Hey, let's see yours, Quagmire.
- I mean, does anyone really care? - Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, Mom. You should be a reporter.
All right, episode one, "What the Duck?" Take one.
That's tomorrow, and that is it for us today.
I... I no can read these words.
Okay, you're right. I'm a little biased myself,
The story's over. Everything'll be back to normal next week.
Like the way Commissioner Gordon tells Batman that he just took a poop.
Now I'm showing you proof and you're dismissing it?
Wow! Look at that HD picture!
- We found traces in the wounds. - Well, that narrows it down.
This is our control room, where we have the ability
I am Rush Limbaugh. That's a costume.
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whose weekly visits the whole family eagerly awaits?
Uh-huh. Chris, can I see you in the kitchen?
Lois, please, take the job, for Shit's sake!
A plum? What is this, 1986?
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Well...
You know, Brian, you're welcome to come with me and see for yourself
Good job, Chuck!
I don't believe that that's a real conversation
There's no but. She's not getting it.
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
I'm thinking about her every time I masturbate to her.
You know, I don't believe that.
Rush Limbaugh is one of us. We have no wish to smear a fellow conservative.
and he's already got the suitcase.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Colonel Tushfinger lives on the moon, you idiot.
When did the Handiquacks become people I care about?
We'll do it live! Fuck it!
- But the question is who? - Well, whoever it was wears nail polish.
Now, Seth, this movie is hot. It's just hot, hot, hot.
Cut, cut, cut! Cleveland, what are you doing?