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Or insert them anally. As long as I get them into my body somehow.
Yeah. In the real world, she doesn't hold up.
What... No story? What are you talking about?
There's never anything good in here.
I mean... Oh, hello.
What the fuck? Did you eat pussy backstage?
We take you on a little trolley ride down Story Lane.
Thank God!
are trying to build a house of cards and it keeps falling down?
Probably because the wood stove is so warm.
- Great story, Lois. - Thanks. I just made it up.
In addition to everything else, she's got B. O! She's got B.O.
You know? Then the copper, the copper'll say,
It's all coming together. It's all coming together. This is it.
Look at me! I'm an Iraq War vet in 10 years.
Yeah. It's so clear you can even see Ellen DeGeneres' breath.
We throw a curve ball joke at you, hit you right in the head.
- What's that big button do? - Oh, that's kind of fun.
How would you like to be our newest on-air reporter?
Eh, a few of the fellows at work talked me into it, said it was something I might need.
I've never had that problem and I don't know any woman who has.
Oh, I don't know. Do you really care, Peter?
the music of Men at Work. You're incredibly foxy.
is that your wife is a reporter for our news division.
Well, I'm excited to be here.
But you want me to do the story if it's gonna embarrass Rush Limbaugh?
about the new format change as I am.
Hmm...
SON OF A WHORE!
Wow! Caught fire a little earlier than I thought we would. Perfect.
This Sunday on Fox,